February 2012
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Miss Piggy On Beauty
ribbonsandgeekery:
Gaahd, Miss Piggys interview on beauty for Vogue gave me a smile from ear to ear. I love that sexy body positive pig.
What are your top beauty tips?
Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.
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US singer and actress Whitney Houston dies aged 48 →
Fuck. Whitney Houston RIP. What a talent, wasted. Somehow hoping this is a hoax.
She played the SECC when she was really young and was on a weird revolving stage in the centre of the hall. *Everyone* wanted to dance but bouncers made us all sit down boo.
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Place the face
Watching Police Academy there was one face that seemed familiar but just couldn’t think of the name. Turns out it was Kim Cattrall (of later Sex and the City fame). Yep, that’s right, didn’t recognise her with all her clothes on ;-)
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I used so much hairspray that I feel personally responsible for global warming.
– Dusty Springfield (via funny-quotes-quote)
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The Muppets. I laughed, I cried - in a good way
Was so looking forward to The Muppets and as it got closer there was a slight tinge of worry, “what if Disney’s ruined them”…shouldn’t have worried! The film was great, would really like to know what today’s children make of it, at times it felt like the script was more for the benefit of the adults, those of us who watched the orignal Muppet Show every...
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Canny wait
Hopefully in a few hours time I will have seen The Muppets. Parents need to take their kids to infect a whole new generation with the awesomeness of Jim Henson’s creations. I love a world where a pig can kiss a frog and he *doesn’t* turn into a prince. Hell yeah!
Kermit rules 4eva
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Not Super Bowled over Madonna
Have only just caught up with watching the Super Bowl and Madonna’s half time performance, sorry, disappointed. Let’s get this straight, she ‘borrows’ Kylie’s entrance routine…which in turn is a rip off of…
Liz Taylor as Cleopatra
I feel we all need to take a Camile Paglia arts history course for this one, mucheth ripping off-of, well anyway…the...
Winners don’t believe in fate like others do. They just don’t accept defeat.
– David Silva (via cuore-forte)
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I'm an aspie!
Have just been formally diagnosed as being on the autistic spectrum and have Asperger Syndrome. A few decades too late but nevermind. Hooray now I can have a card that explains why I’m an anti-social git.